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*MILF lovers' Lexicon -
- MILF Noodle Soup:
- Instead of chicken soup the MILF pees in your noodles then rubs her Raw Oyster in your face. ( MILFs tend to like this Pickled Pig's Feet (fetish).)
- Sloppy MILF:
- The MILF cooks all the fixings of a juicy sloppy joe, then she stuffs the loose meat up her Raw Oyster, so you can eat it. MILFs mix breast milk with sloppy joe to make it extra creamy.
- MILF-a-Roni:
- Instead of cow's milk and cheese, the MILF mixes in her breast milk and Raw Oyster juice to make her special brand of macaroni and cheese. MILFs in like to stuff this mixture up their butts, so you can marinate it out.
- MILF Loaf:
- A healthy meat loaf made with ground beef, eggs, oatmeal, and vegetables spiced with Raw Oyster juice, breast milk, then topped off with tomato sauce and pubic hairs. MILFs roll these into sausages and stuff them up their Raw Oysters, so you can eat it.
- MILFato Salad:
- A fancy, style potato salad is smeared all over the naked MILF's body, so you can lick it up. You can find naked MILF bars in where MILFato Salad is popular.
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